the-midnight-blues:

I gotta go, my date is here

bmoneythefirst:

cash4bees:

Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!

Me: 

Nerd: Holy shit. 

That baby from toy story is all grown up

qui-bono:

atownwithnopeople:

thatsnottveryraven:

weloveshortvideos:

girl at a very important audition forgets her keyboard is in sound effect mode

This is so fucking funny oh my god

thepast-isprologue

Is that the fucking Stanley Steamer girl?????

im-meanerthanmydemons:

Cuter than me

katswenski:

For the record, yes, I am ashamed I didn’t think of “Deadpoodle” (someone else did, though.)

My website — See me on Webtoons!

pureimagineering:

1. Realize my BFF is actually my one true love
2. while I’m marrying someone else
3. phew
4. We’ve found each other
5. Life has meaning

6. oh btw
7. my one true love isn’t actually a human
8. literally a different species
9. and my ex-fiancee is a gigantic octopus witch
10. literally an octopus in a corset
11. Mermaids and octopus witches are real
12. magic is too
13. these girls
14. and the fundamental laws of reality
15. lied to me
16. I am a pawn
17. Life is meaningless

18. the girls dive into the ocean
19. which sucks ‘cause I can’t breathe there
20. or, like, exist there for very long
21. crap
22. ok here’s the plan

23. So you know the ocean, right
24. Go there
25. Find a spot that’s, like, irradiated with magic
26. Hop in
27. Free-dive to, like, the bottom or whatever
28. Throw a harpoon at a gigantic octopus witch
29.
30. Happily ever after

soprana-snap:

theinturnetexplorer:

This professor gets extra credit.

GIVE ME STATS WITH THIS PROFESSOR

fan-troll:

tehawesome:

not sure why i rewrote the copy on the men’s clothing section of the uniqlo website, but i did it. the words are different now.

and here’s one that didn’t fit in the photo set:

i almost made the mistake of scrolling past this